I was here all day looking for my name – Louie
OPENING NIGHT OF the Louie Anderson Theater saw Louie at his best. Hilarious, hospitable and humble, Louie played to a packed house last night in his new showroom at Palace Station’s Las Vegas comedy club. Here are some punch-line highlights and pictures from the big opening night:
- We all want to win a million dollars so we can make that call, “I’m not coming in today.”
- I like blackjack because you don’t have to know how to play. Just sit in between two people and they’ll tell you.
- I’m lazy. I’m not going to stand and lose money. Once they get lay-down craps…I’m there.
- If I could spin this show would be another 30 bucks…Cirque du Louie.
- When you see a box with handles, pick it up – wisdom from dad
- I’m on the patch now. I’m up to three and half patches a day.
- They have a new patch for diets. You put it right over your mouth.
- I’m trying to be healthy. I go to anytime fitness sometimes.
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