Sometimes in life, in order to accomplish great feats, you need to think outside the box – in this case… the litter box.

Like for many, the lure of the Million Dollar Parlay Card for football games, offered every Wednesday and Friday at Station Casinos’ Sports Books across the Las Vegas Valley, has been too tempting to ignore. The task is daunting: correctly pick 20-out-of-20 college and/or pro football games, against the spread, to win
$1 million. The $5 card offers something everyone enjoys: a fun chance to risk little and win big while calling the shots.
Anyone who wagers on football knows how difficult it is to pick 20 out of 20. (Before you say it can’t be done, check out Dohn, who hit 15-for-15 for $100,000 a couple weeks ago.) So it’s not impossible, but after trying for several weeks it does seem out of my comprehension as a human. So for this week’s picks, I have tapped the animal kingdom and enlisted the help of Tochka. Tochka is a four-year-old Black Russian cat. When not licking himself, Tochka enjoys sleeping and eating (remember, he’s a cat). Tochka boldly made his 20 picks (I picked the same games) by selecting a treat from his owner’s right or left hand (see video where Tochka decisively takes Philadelphia to upset San Diego).
For the record, Tochka and I…
agree on:
- Iowa over Ohio St.
- Duke over Georgia Tech
- South Carolina over Florida
- Tulsa over East Carolina
- New York over Jacksonville
- Pittsburgh over Cincinnati
- Carolina over Atlanta
- Tampa Bay over Miami
- Oakland over Kansas City
- Arizona over Seattle
disagree On:
- Mississippi (T) and Tennessee (CS)
- USC (T) and Stanford (CS)
- California (T) and Arizona (CS)
- Missouri (T) and Kansas St. (CS)
- Air Force (T) and UNLV (CS)
- Washington (T) and Oregon St. (CS)
- Auburn (T) and Georgia (CS)
- Denver (T) and Washington (CS)
- Philadelphia (T) and San Diego (CS)
- Green Bay (T) and Dallas (CS)
If Tochka wins the million bucks, he has been promised a new scratching post as well as a lifetime supply of string. He seemed pleased at the prospect.



